Coming back from lunch, I saw an elderly man walking on the sidewalk up ahead of me. I could see he had walking shoes on, so I assumed he was out for some exercise. As I got closer, I could see that he had headphones in, so I was sure that's what he was doing. Then I saw a puff of smoke come up behind him. At first I thought "that had to be one nasty fart", but as I drove by, I noticed it was the CIGAR he was holding. That's right, WHILE he was walking.
Reminds me of those people that order the triple cheeseburger, large fries, and the diet Coke. You know, less calories.
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At swim team practice the other night, an obese woman was watching her kid swim and puffing away in a non-smoking pool area. Of course, I felt the need to play Smoking Nazi. Glad the kid is doing a healthy activity.
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